It’s been a while since we had a story about a shitty husband, so here is the newest entry into the genre. A woman named Haleemah made a now-viral series of posts on X about how her husband won a gift basket of expensive YSL and Godiva products in a raffle, but he gave them to his female coworker. Then, he took a photo with her with them smiling and his work posted it online publicly. Haleemah was devastated, and the internet is outraged on her behalf. YSL reached out and sent her a bunch of goodies. Nothing from Godiva’s stingy ass.
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Two years ago, a group of friends went hiking the Mist Trail at Yosemite. They documented it, including the moment when their friend Grace got heatstroke, diarrhea, a blood pressure of 200 over 100, and had to be airlifted to safety. This week, the two-year-old video went viral, with numerous commentators mocking Grace’s weight and blaming her for getting sick. Others came to her defense, including Chelsea, the woman who originally posted the TikTok. Someone also started an incorrect rumor that the group had to pay a $70,000 fee for the helicopter ride.
Parents are criticizing the children’s show Paw Patrol for depicting a child’s cartoon dick print. In the scene, a little girl and boy fall onto wet cement. As they stand up, they reveal their butt prints, one of which includes a penis. Some people are going so far as to accuse the show of grooming children; others are like, this is weird, but kind of funny? I think I’m in the weird-but-kind-of-funny gang.
There’s a trend going around in which people post a video of themselves recommending five things — usually products or services — that are worth the money. It can be serious or unserious. The trend also includes an evolution spinoff where people recommend five things not worth the money.
Oh, lord, Gen Z stays messy in the job market. This young woman named Ava posted a crying TikTok about how she was fired from her dream job before she could even start. Why? As she explains, “I submitted my documentation later than they would have liked.” Translation: she didn’t bother turning in her damn papers on by the deadline.
So this lady went viral for shaking her bob haircut back and forth to the song “FREAKED OUT.” Then a bunch of other people started imitating her in a viral trend. Then a bunch of people got annoyed at her for starting the viral trend. Then a bunch of people defended her for shaking her bob. This is the extent of the story.
UPDATE: I have been duped, and this whole saga was allegedly generated by an AI bot for engagement.
This other lady went viral for getting a facelift and lip lift at age of 28. She started documenting the process in March of this year. She looks somehow older yet the same.
Emilie Kiser, the influencer whose three-year-old son drowned in their backyard pool, took her other young son on a boat ride in open water without him wearing a life jacket. Since the drowning incident, Kaiser has positioned herself as an advocate for water safety and drowning awareness. Oh — she also just revealed that she is pregnant again.
Tom Segura, a podcast bro who is big on TikTok, is divorcing his wife of 18 years, Christina Patzsisky. She was with him while they built their major podcasting empire together. Several awkward clips of them have been circulating on TikTok, including this one about how he nicknamed her “Pig Slut Tits,” “Triple D Slut Wife,” and “You Big-Titted Animal.”
IMPORTANT MEMO: You gotta be real quiet on the creek. What does it mean? What the fuck do you think it means, fool, it means you gotta be real quiet on the creek!!!
Nara Smith revealed that her two-year-old daughter’s cancer is in remission.
He came, he saw, he wrought havoc, and then he said bye y’all, I’m out of here. Neil the Seal, one of Tasmania’s most famous residents, has left the island for his twice-yearly return to the ocean. Neil is a big, fat, loud elephant seal known for coming onto Tasmanian land twice a year and terrorizing local residents by being obnoxious. As part of his natural migration pattern, Neil has mercifully left Tasmanians alone for the time being and will likely return in October to shed his fur.
Is this the viral dessert of the summer? You cut a piece of fruit such a watermelon or a mango in half and freeze it. Then, you pour in some milk — regular, evaporated, or sweetened condensed — and mix it into the center of the fruit until you have a creamy sort of sorbet.
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Kyle Gordon, the comedian/musician who released that viral spoof millenial song, has a new song that spoofs Toto’s “Africa” and Paul Simon’s “Graceland.” I enjoyed it, as a fan of both Toto’s “Africa” and Paul Simon’s “Graceland.”
Gen Z has discovered “Partition,” by Beyoncé. Damn, remember how we freaked out when she dropped self-titled in 2013?! The ONTD post has over 3,000 comments. Anyways, this meme uses audio of Beyoncé explaining how she quickly wrote “Partition” and didn’t give it much thought, but it became huge.
The song “Sue Me,” by Audrey Hobert, is going viral for the second summer in a row. It gained traction last year, took a winter vacation, and is back with a vengeance.
Finally, if you’re feeling depressed about yourself, take some inspiration from Jimothy the raccoon. The whimsical skeddadler was born with a deformed spine, but he is still powering through life like, climbing fences and digging through garbage like all the other trash pandas.
What are your five things worth/not worth the money?
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