Caroline Ebs, influencer, was forced to shop for groceries at a peasant store while on vacation! She whined, complained, and made faces of disgust as she was forced to pick through produce that wasn’t up to her standards. She deleted the video, but not before a wave of backlash for her attitude.
How do you feel about sharing makeup with other people? For me, I say pass. A gal named Molly Rutter impulsively planned a date within 30 minutes. She went up to a group of strangers to ask if they had any makeup she could use. The girls seem hesitant, but one lends her some Clinique Black Honey, which Molly rubs directly on her lips. The comments were like, girl, ew.
Molly responded, but did not apologize for anything. She doubled down and paints it as a moment of women supporting women.
Mama Tot, a popular creator whose real name is Ophelia Nichols, made a post calling out a critic named Chaz, or Charles Russler. Chaz is a gay, adoptive father; he has compared unlawful or improperly conducted adoptions to human trafficking, which has drawn criticism from some viewers. Mama Tot was a friend of his, but she distanced herself from him after this. Chaz called her out for this, accusing her of being fake and sending her supporters to harass him. This week, Mama Tot made a 34-minute response video accusing him of bullying her.
A woman named Kelly posted a three-minute-long voice memo that a man left her after a first date. He tells her that there would be no point of going over to her place unless they are going to cuddle and have sex and that he would “love to fuck” and wanted to end things if they didn’t. She did not continue with him, fortunately.
The majority of responses to this drama is that, hey, that’s weird and entitled and creepy. However, there’s another contingent that argues that the man was just voicing his needs for his relationship and trying to obtain consent.
A 23-year-old named Keira made a TikTok to share how she had been scammed out of her life savings due to a fake investigation over the phone. The scammers claimed that she had to withdraw money from U.S. Bank and send it to them due to a fraud investigation. She lost around $9,000. Watch out for them scams, fam!
Jade Shenker, a luxury real estate agent whose father is a prominent real estate mogul, went viral for a smug interview in which she says, “I feel like the homeless people on the street are pretty comfortable.” She also shared that her boyfriend pays their $8,000-a-month rent for her. SO.
Looksmaxxing influencer Connor Murphy is dead at age 32. [Warning: graphic details.]While renting a house in Thailand, he began acting erratically and jumped into a lake to avoid the police, where he drowned.
Ladies, there’s a new insecurity you have to worry about. It’s “hiplets,” or small indentations in the side of your hips. This seems to be a new incarnation of “hip dips,” which went viral around 2020-ish. By the way, hiplets/hip dips are completely normal.
Some of the memes that are big right now:
-The Cat in the Hat horror meme. It takes clips from the live-action Cat in the Hat movies and sets them to dramatic music with dramatic captions about doom or other terrifying circumstances.
-🎵 Maybe we’ll meet in a bar, we’ll drive a funky ehhh. 🎶 This is a brainrot meme from someone livestreaming a video game.
-There’s a man: a trend that uses audio from Mulholland Drive to illuminate the double-standards faced by women versus men.
-Perhaps my favorite, the Netflix documentary trend, where you pretend that you are dramatically entering a Netflix true crime documentary for an interview.
Finally, do you ever get post-gossip clarity? It’s sort of like post-nut clarity, where men get a rush of lucity and sometimes regret after they nut. Except, post-gossip clarity occurs after you gossip with someone.
