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Tom Brady<\/strong> may be the GOAT of football, but can he take a joke? The world found out on Sunday night, when the seven-time Super Bowl champion sat for The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady,<\/em> which streamed on Netflix. Held at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles as a part of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest, the special featured Brady getting roasted by host Kevin Hart<\/strong> and a number of notable personalities, including Kim Kardashian, Ben Affleck, Peyton Manning,<\/strong> and even Will Ferrell<\/strong> in character as Anchorman<\/em>\u2019s Ron Burgundy. It also featured at least one joke that seemed to make the former Patriot piping hot<\/a>.<\/p>\n This content can also be viewed on the site it originates<\/a> from.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n That joke came courtesy of Roastmaster General Jeff Ross,<\/strong> who took a shot at Patriots owner Robert Kraft<\/strong>\u2019s arrest for allegedly soliciting prostitution at a massage parlor<\/a> in 2019. (The charges were later dropped.) Ross said that after Brady was drafted by the Patriots, he told Kraft, \u201cI\u2019m the best decision your organization has ever made.\u201d Ross joked that Brady then added, \u201cWould you like a massage?\u201d While the crowd laughed, a tense Brady got up from his seat, went up to Ross, and audibly whispered into his ear, \u201cDon\u2019t say that shit again.\u201d Ross said, \u201cOkay, okay\u201d before pointing to Kraft and telling Brady, \u201cHe\u2019s having fun. Look at him!\u201d<\/p>\n Ross\u2019s quip was fairly tame, especially compared to other jokes told over the course of the night. Brady\u2019s ex-wife, supermodel Gisele B\u00fcndchen<\/strong><\/a>,<\/strong> found herself in the line of fire as Kevin Hart took aim at her divorce from Brady as well as her new relationship with jiujitsu coach Joaquim Valente.<\/strong> \u201cGisele gave you an ultimatum. She said you have to retire or we\u2019re done. But when you got a chance to go eight and nine and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the fuck you gotta do,\u201d said Hart. He went on to joke that Brady \u201cfucked\u201d his longtime Patriots coach, Bill Belichick,<\/strong> by leaving the New England Patriots for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. \u201cYou fucked him good. You did, Tom, you fucked your coach. But let me tell you something, people\u2026that\u2019s what you\u2019ve got to do to maintain your happiness. You sometimes got to fuck your coach. You know who else fucked their coach? Gisele. She fucked that karate man.\u201d<\/p>\n Hart didn\u2019t stop there. \u201cI mean, Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a game. How did you not see this coming? Eight fucking karate classes a day. Eight karate classes a day, and she\u2019s still a white belt. Fuck, Tom. The only bruises she had were on her ass. Everybody should have known it.\u201d Comedian Nikki Glaser<\/strong> also took shots at Brady for his divorce. \u201cYou have seven rings. Well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back,\u201d she quipped. She also riffed about B\u00fcndchen\u2019s new love interest, joking to Brady that it must be difficult knowing that \u201cyour ex-wife\u2019s new boyfriend can beat your ass while eating hers.\u201d Vanity Fair<\/em> has reached out to B\u00fcndchen for comment.<\/p>\n Kim Kardashian received audible boos<\/a> as she approached the lectern. But when she finally did get a chance to speak, she didn\u2019t hold back. The reality TV star and mogul made jokes about her rumored flings with Brady<\/a>, comparing him to Caitlyn Jenner.<\/strong><\/a> \u201cI do know it would never work out. An ex-athlete, high cheek bones, silky hair\u2014you remind me too much of my stepdad now,\u201d said Kardashian. \u201cPart of me thinks you would want to undress me just to try on my clothes. I know the transition from the NFL must have been really hard, but I think my stepdad is a great example for you. She\u2019s one of the greatest athletes in the world, who\u2019s proved you can do anything in this next chapter. You can become a commentator, a far-right Republican, or even a strong, confident woman.\u201d Not bad for a girl with no talent<\/a>.<\/p>\n When Brady finally got a chance to roast his roasters, he had a joke ready for Kardashian about her ex-husband, Kanye West.<\/strong> \u201cI know Kim was terrified to be here tonight\u2026not because of this, but because her kids are at home with their dad,\u201d quipped Brady. As for his own ex-wife, Brady made one sly reference to his marital status. \u201cThere have been a lot of jokes tonight, but I miss the love of my life\u2026football,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady<\/em> is now streaming on Netflix.<\/p>\n<\/div>\nX content<\/h4>\n