{"id":95293,"date":"2024-05-06T04:20:07","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T04:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/06\/tom-brady-trolled-over-gisele-bundchen-divorce-during-netflix-roast\/"},"modified":"2024-05-06T04:20:07","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T04:20:07","slug":"tom-brady-trolled-over-gisele-bundchen-divorce-during-netflix-roast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/06\/tom-brady-trolled-over-gisele-bundchen-divorce-during-netflix-roast\/","title":{"rendered":"Tom Brady Trolled Over Gisele B\u00fcndchen Divorce During Netflix Roast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/people\/tom-brady\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/people\/tom-brady\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Tom Brady<\/a><span>\u00a0may have signed up to get roasted, but he might&#8217;ve incorrectly estimated just how many jokes there would be about his ex-wife,\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/people\/gisele-bundchen\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/people\/gisele-bundchen\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Gisele B\u00fcndchen<\/a><span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>On Sunday, the 46-year-old former quarterback sat on stage inside the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California for Netflix&#8217;s\u00a0<\/span><i><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/rob-gronkowski-confirms-theres-no-shot-of-him-unretiring-praises-travis-kelce-exclusive-224750\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/rob-gronkowski-confirms-theres-no-shot-of-him-unretiring-praises-travis-kelce-exclusive-224750\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady<\/a><\/i><span>, where he watched comedian after comedian &#8212; and a few of his NFL teammates from over the years &#8212; take shots at everything from\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/tom-brady-emotionally-reacted-to-deflategate-controversy-teammates-say-221250\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/tom-brady-emotionally-reacted-to-deflategate-controversy-teammates-say-221250\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Deflategate<\/a><span>\u00a0to his\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/gisele-bundchen-talks-healing-after-tom-brady-divorce-i-work-on-myself-everyday-209448\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/gisele-bundchen-talks-healing-after-tom-brady-divorce-i-work-on-myself-everyday-209448\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">failed marriage<\/a><span>\u00a0with the 43-year-old Brazilian model. The pair were married from 2009 to 2022 and share two children, Benjamin and Vivian.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Just before the roast began, host\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/kevin-hart-jokes-hes-expecting-to-lose-his-friendship-with-tom-brady-after-netflix-roast-exclusive\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/kevin-hart-jokes-hes-expecting-to-lose-his-friendship-with-tom-brady-after-netflix-roast-exclusive\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Kevin Hart<\/a><span>\u00a0spoke with ET from outside of the event and said that he was\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/kevin-hart-jokes-hes-expecting-to-lose-his-friendship-with-tom-brady-after-netflix-roast-exclusive\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/kevin-hart-jokes-hes-expecting-to-lose-his-friendship-with-tom-brady-after-netflix-roast-exclusive\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">approaching the roast with a take-no-prisoners attitude<\/a><span>\u00a0and that nothing was off limits, including B\u00fcndchen, the\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/tom-brady-and-gisele-bundchen-file-for-divorce-after-13-years-of-marriage-190479\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/tom-brady-and-gisele-bundchen-file-for-divorce-after-13-years-of-marriage-190479\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">dissolution of their marriage<\/a><span>\u00a0and B\u00fcndchen&#8217;s\u00a0<\/span><a data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/gisele-bundchen-supported-by-boyfriend-joaquim-valente-at-event-after-denying-tom-brady-cheating\" delay=\"150\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/gisele-bundchen-supported-by-boyfriend-joaquim-valente-at-event-after-denying-tom-brady-cheating\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">new relationship with her jiu-jitsu trainer<\/a><span>, Joaquim Valente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;I&#8217;m being mean today,&#8221; Hart, 44, quipped. &#8220;I&#8217;m not nice Kevin today&#8230; \u200bI&#8217;m expecting to lose the relationship with Tom after today. I&#8217;ve already come in with that.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The actor and comedian added, &#8220;Tom knows I love him. He knows all my stuff is coming from a place of fun and good heart, but I do have a job to do. I have a job to do.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>While Brady said in a promo for the event that it was &#8220;no f**king problem&#8221; that the comedians and friends alike would be coming at him hard and fast, the football star looked uncomfortable as the punchlines about his ex-wife added up throughout the night.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The roast also brought out famous faces and friends close to the former Tampa Bay Buccaneers star, including <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/people\/kim-kardashian\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Kim Kardashian<\/a><span>, Patriots CEO <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/tom-brady-attends-robert-krafts-surprise-wedding-solo-in-new-york-city-192742\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Robert Kraft<\/a><span>, former coach Bill Belichick and\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/people\/ben-affleck\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ben Affleck<\/a><span> &#8212; who <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/watch-extended-cut-of-ben-afflecks-star-studded-super-bowl-ad-with-jennifer-lopez-matt-damon-and\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">recently starred in a Dunkin&#8217; commercial with Brady<\/a><span> &#8212; all of whom steered clear of jokes referencing the Brazilian supermodel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Below, ET has compiled all of the jokes that the roasters made throughout the night at B\u00fcndchen&#8217;s expense.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<figure class=\"shortcode shortcode-image content-in\"><figcaption class=\"content-in\"><span>Tom Brady and Gisele B\u00fcndchen at the Met Gala<\/span> &#8211; <span class=\"shortcode-image__credit\">Michael Buckner\/Variety\/Penske Media via Getty Images<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3><span>Kevin Hart:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;I want to congratulate you, Tom, because a peaceful life is what you&#8217;re now living. That&#8217;s a big deal. A big deal! For two years &#8212; it&#8217;s been two years since Tom&#8217;s gotten divorced&#8230; and in those two years, Tom&#8217;s been f**king&#8230; yeah, Tom&#8217;s been putting that two-inch tool to work.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Single life is what you deserve. You had no choice, Gisele gave you an ultimatum. Gisele said, &#8216;You retire or we&#8217;re done.&#8217; That&#8217;s what she said to you, Tom. &#8216;You retire, or we&#8217;re done.&#8217; Let me tell you something, when you&#8217;ve got a chance to go eight in nine and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the f**k you gotta do.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I love the way that you and Gisele are finding a way to co-parent and still keep it together, man. Gisele is actually here supporting you tonight, but &#8212; just for full transparency &#8212; she came as Antonio Brown&#8217;s plus one.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>After a joke about Brady leaving the New England Patriots and coach Bill\u00a0Belichick, Hart joked:\u00a0&#8220;You sometimes got to f**k your coach. You know who else f**ked they coach? Gisele. She f**ked that karate man&#8230; One of the smartest quarterbacks to ever play the game, how did you not see this coming? Eight f**king karate classes a day? Eight karate classes a day&#8230; and she&#8217;s still a white belt. The only bruises she had were on her a**. Everyone should have known.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You can&#8217;t lose any fights to the bonus dad, Jesus Christ, the kids gonna have to change their name &#8212; f**king guy knows karate, Tom. You can&#8217;t fight this guy. I can&#8217;t help you with this guy.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Jeff Ross:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;Give it up for the lord of the Super Bowl rings, my friend, Tom Brady. A man who has so many rings he could melt them down and forge a sword to go on a quest and get Gisele back from that jiu-jitsu teacher.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You&#8217;re a legend, Tom. You really are. You really put the ji** in Gisele.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Drew Bledsoe:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;My favorite wine is our world-class cabernet. Tom&#8217;s favorite wine is, &#8216;Where&#8217;s the flag?&#8217; Obviously, buddy, you got real used to not being touched, right? Just like the end of the marriage.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Look buddy, you have more rings than I do, but I&#8217;ve experienced a couple things that you will never experience. The feeling of being the No. 1 overall draft pick in the NFL&#8230; and a 28th wedding anniversary, it was yesterday.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Nikki Glaser:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;Tom Brady: five-time\u00a0Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns &#8212; you have seven rings&#8230; well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast was when you said, &#8216;Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu.&#8217; That&#8217;s gotta suck. How much would it suck &#8212; oh my God, just knowing your ex-wife&#8217;s new boyfriend can beat your a** while eating hers.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Tom hates fat. Do you guys know about his diet program? It&#8217;s so strict, but if you follow it exactly as he does, you too can lose your family. You could lose so much family.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Randy Moss:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;So\u00a0Nikki said that you took that one from Gisele, maybe &#8212; I don&#8217;t know &#8212; we&#8217;ll let the fans vote on that. Y&#8217;all look on Instagram and vote it. Randy Moss, should he give me Gisele&#8217;s ring or that first Super Bowl ring?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;Grandiose sense of worth? This mother f**ker&#8217;s got it,&#8221; Segura said as a news clipping showing Brady&#8217;s $375 million Fox Sports contract deal showed up on the screen. &#8220;To be fair, Gisele got half that check,&#8221; Kreischer responded as the audience retreated, prompting him to reply, &#8220;F**k you, is she here? Then shut the f**k up.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>After comparing Brady to\u00a0Adolf Hitler:\u00a0&#8220;They&#8217;re so alike&#8230; The only difference between Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler stuck with his wife until the end.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;Randy [Moss], he was never going to get you the ring. The check-down pass was the only option. You were just a sexy decoy to make Tom look good. You were the on-the-field version of Gisele\u00a0B\u00fcndchen.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;It is Gisele or Giss-e-elle? Giss-e-elle, I believe, right&#8230; Poor Giss-e-elle, it took her 13 years to learn what we all know: Tom is boring.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I mean, let&#8217;s be honest, your best years are behind you. The Super Bowls, Giss-e-elle&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Julian Edelman:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;When I got to New England, you were already Tom motherf**king Brady. Three Super Bowls, married to a supermodel. I wanted to be like you so bad, bro\u00a0that when your wife left, I thought about getting rid of my beard, too.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t want to talk about your wife&#8230; he&#8217;s actually here: Alex\u00a0Guerrero, everyone!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Tony Hinchcliffe:<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;Hey, Tom. This is great. Nice shoes, b**ch. Did you win those in the divorce?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Clearly, your ex-wife takes after you, I hear she&#8217;s out there draining balls right now.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Rob Gronkowski:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;I really am psyched tonight that we have you and Bill here. Everyone thinks you guys hate each other, but I saw it firsthand, you two are exactly alike. You&#8217;re both harda*ses that hate fun. You both live and breathe football. Neither of you are married anymore.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span>Andrew Schulz:\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;Tom, you became the GOAT by becoming the fiercest competitor on the planet. Tom was once asked which one of his rings was his favorite and he said, &#8216;The next one.&#8217; Sorry, that&#8217;s a Gisele quote. My bad. That was Gisele, that was Gisele, for sure.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You remind us that no matter how big you get, how successful you are, how much you accomplish in your life, you can always end up a twice-divorced supplement salesman in Tampa, Florida.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;That&#8217;s why Dana [White] is here, so you can learn how to f**k a Brazilian out of half their purse.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><span>RELATED CONTENT:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etonline.com\/tom-brady-trolled-over-gisele-bundchen-divorce-during-netflix-roast-see-all-the-jokes-224755\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Brady\u00a0may have signed up to get roasted, but he might&#8217;ve incorrectly estimated just how many jokes there would be about his ex-wife,\u00a0Gisele B\u00fcndchen. On Sunday, the 46-year-old former quarterback sat on stage inside the Kia Forum in Inglewood, California for Netflix&#8217;s\u00a0The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady, where he watched comedian after comedian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":95294,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[174,657,2399,276,358,20,655,24],"class_list":{"0":"post-95293","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-make-up","8":"tag-entertainment-tonight","9":"tag-gisele-bundchen","10":"tag-kevin-hart","11":"tag-kim-kardashian","12":"tag-netflix","13":"tag-news","14":"tag-tom-brady","15":"tag-tv"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95293\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/95294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}