{"id":95259,"date":"2024-05-06T02:55:15","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T02:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/06\/tom-brady-roast-recap-most-savage-gisele-bundchen-jiu-jitsu-jokes\/"},"modified":"2024-05-06T02:55:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T02:55:15","slug":"tom-brady-roast-recap-most-savage-gisele-bundchen-jiu-jitsu-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/06\/tom-brady-roast-recap-most-savage-gisele-bundchen-jiu-jitsu-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Tom Brady Roast Recap: Most Savage Gisele Bundchen, Jiu-Jitsu Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Whether she tuned in or not, Gisele B\u00fcndchen<\/strong><\/a> won\u2019t be able to escape The Roast of Tom Brady.<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

Tom Brady<\/strong><\/a>\u2018s ex-wife was a main topic throughout the two-and-half-hour live Netflix special on Sunday, May 5, with host Kevin Hart<\/strong> kicking off the roast with jokes about B\u00fcndchen and her new boyfriend, jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cGisele gave you an ultimatum. She said you have to retire or you\u2019re done. But when you have a chance to go 8-9 you gotta do it,\u201d Hart said before joking that Brady \u201cf\u2013ked\u201d coach Bill Belichick<\/strong> by leaving the New England Patriots for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.\u201dYou f\u2013ked him good. You did, Tom, you f\u2013ked your coach, but let me tell you something people \u2026 that\u2019s what you\u2019ve got to do to maintain your happiness. You sometimes got to f\u2013k your coach. You know who else f\u2013ked their coach? Gisele. She f\u2013ked that karate man.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hart continued: \u201cI mean Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a game. How did you not see this coming? Eight f\u2013king karate classes a day. \u2026 Eight karate classes a day and she\u2019s still a white belt. F\u2013k Tom. The only bruises she had were on her ass. everybody should have known it.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\n\t\t\tRelated: <\/span>Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s Relationship Timeline: The Way They Were<\/span><\/a>
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\n\t\t\tTom Brady and Gisele B\u00fcndchen looked like the picture-perfect couple, but the NFL pro and the model aren\u2019t afraid to admit that their relationship has gone through ups and downs. \u201cI\u2019m blessed to find this life partner that we all kind of seek at different times in our life,\u201d the former New England Patriots quarterback [\u2026]\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Brady and B\u00fcndchen, who share two kids, split in 2022 after 13 years of marriage. The supermodel was first spotted with Valente in 2022, but denied having an affair<\/a>. The twosome went public in early 2024, with a source telling Us<\/em> that their friendship turned romantic<\/a> during the summer of 2023.<\/p>\n

While Jeff Ross<\/strong> struck a nerve when he made a joke about Patriots owner Robert Kraft\u2018<\/strong>s massage scandal \u2014 leading Brady to whisper \u201cdon\u2019t say that s\u2013t again\u201d at the mic \u2014 Ross also referred to Brady as a man \u201cwith so many rings he could melt them down and forge a sword to go on a quest to get Gisele back from that jiu-jitsu teacher.\u201d<\/p>\n

One-time Patriots quarterback Drew Bledsoe<\/strong> \u2014 who Brady replaced as the starter on the team in 2001 \u2014 joked how Brady didn\u2019t get sacked often throughout his career, quipping he was \u201cpretty used to not being touched. Just like at the end of the marriage.\u201d<\/p>\n

He then joked that there\u2019s two things he has experienced that Brady never will: being a first round draft pick (Brady was drafted in the sixth round) and a 28th wedding anniversary. \u201cIt was yesterday,\u201d Bledsoe said of wife Maura<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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\n\t\t\tRelated: <\/span>Tom Brady’s Complete Dating History: From Bridget to Gisele and More<\/span><\/a>
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\n\t\t\tThroughout his career in the NFL \u2014 which saw him win seven Super Bowls \u2014 Tom Brady also made headlines for his numerous A-list romances. Brady dated Bridget Moynahan from 2004 to 2006, welcoming their son, Jack, in 2007. The now-retired Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback was already dating future wife Gisele B\u00fcndchen when Moynahan found [\u2026]\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Nikki Glaser<\/strong> \u2014 who was the first to joke about Brady\u2019s past split from then-pregnant Bridget Moynahan<\/strong><\/a> \u2014 did not hold back with the B\u00fcndchen jokes.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou have seven rings. Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back,\u201d Glaser said of his seven Super Bowl wins. (Former teammate Randy Moss<\/strong> made a callback to the joke during his set, telling fans to vote on whether Brady should give him a Super Bowl ring or the ring B\u00fcndchen gave back.)<\/p>\n

As Brady appeared slightly uncomfortable with all of the attention of his ex-wife, Glaser noted that the \u201conly thing dumber\u201d than Brady agreeing to do this roast was telling Gisele to do jiu-jitsu. She then made an NSFW joke about how hard it must be knowing \u201cyour ex wife\u2019s new boyfriend can beat your ass while eating hers.\u201d<\/p>\n

Things took a dark turn when Tom Segura <\/strong>and Bert Kreischer<\/strong> displayed Photoshopped picture of Hitler with Brady, saying, \u201cThe only difference between Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler stuck with his wife until the end.\u201d<\/p>\n

Former teammate Julian Edelman<\/strong> joked about Brady\u2019s many nicknames, including the GOAT, quipping: \u201cOr as I like to call him, Leonardo DiCaprio<\/strong><\/a>\u2018s ex-girlfriend\u2019s ex-husband.\u201d (B\u00fcndchen and DiCaprio<\/a> dated from 2000 to 2005.) The wide receiver then made a joke that played into quips about Brady\u2019s looks and sexuality: \u201cWhen your wife left, I thought about getting rid my beard too.\u201d<\/p>\n

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