{"id":41060,"date":"2023-09-25T19:38:47","date_gmt":"2023-09-25T19:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/25\/david-eason-releases-debut-rap-single-gets-roasted-to-a-crisp-by-every-single-person-on-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2023-09-25T19:38:47","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T19:38:47","slug":"david-eason-releases-debut-rap-single-gets-roasted-to-a-crisp-by-every-single-person-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/25\/david-eason-releases-debut-rap-single-gets-roasted-to-a-crisp-by-every-single-person-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"David Eason Releases Debut Rap Single, Gets Roasted to a Crisp By Every Single Person on the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>As you\u2019re probably aware, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2023\/08\/jenelle-evans-to-david-eason-youre-a-pathetic-thief-and-you-make-me-depressed\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">David Eason has been unemployed<\/a> for a very long time.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, the gap in his resume is more like a yawning chasm that\u2019s home to entire tribes of uncontacted peoples, as well as a rich eco-system of varied flora and fauna.<\/p>\n<p>This guy has been living off of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2023\/02\/jenelle-evans-stop-making-fun-of-my-onlyfans-page-this-sh-t-is-making-me-rich\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jenelle Evans\u2019 OnlyFans money<\/a> for so long that he probably can\u2019t even remember what he used to do for a living.<\/p>\n<p>David has justified his unemployment with countless failed business ventures, but his latest attempt to side-step the working world might be the funniest one yet.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><noscript><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"798\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-478446 lazyload\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM.png\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-798x1024.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-798x1024.png 798w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-234x300.png 234w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-768x985.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-735x943.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-261x335.png 261w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-271x347.png 271w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-405x520.png 405w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-499x640.png 499w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-599x768.png 599w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-748x960.png 748w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM-842x1080.png 842w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Screenshot-2023-06-26-at-1.24.22-PM.png 948w\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Jenelle Evans has launched a new business with husband David Eason. Here they are on his birthday in 2023.<span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Photo Credit: Instagram)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Last week, Eason released his debut hip-hop track, and the song is about what you would expect from a 35-year-old with no apparent musical background who decided to write, produce, and record a song entirely in his wife\u2019s she-shed.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, that\u2019s not fair \u2014 the song is far worse than you would expect, even given those conditions.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the kind of situation where you want to prove your objectivity by being like, \u201cActuallllly, this aspect of the song is not terrible,\u201d but no \u2014 the sad fact of this song is that it sucks from top to bottom.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"942\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-942x1024.png\" alt=\"David Eason Crying\" class=\"wp-image-406667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-942x1024.png 942w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-276x300.png 276w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-768x835.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-735x799.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-308x335.png 308w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-319x347.png 319w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-478x520.png 478w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-589x640.png 589w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-707x768.png 707w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-883x960.png 883w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-994x1080.png 994w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying.png 1218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\"\/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"942\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"David Eason Crying\" class=\"wp-image-406667 lazyload\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying.png\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-942x1024.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-942x1024.png 942w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-276x300.png 276w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-768x835.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-735x799.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-308x335.png 308w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-319x347.png 319w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-478x520.png 478w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-589x640.png 589w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-707x768.png 707w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-883x960.png 883w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying-994x1080.png 994w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2021\/06\/david-eason-crying.png 1218w\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Strange things are happening in the fetid swamp that Jenelle Evans and David Eason call home. And it seems recent events have driven David to tears.<span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Photo Credit: Instagram)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2021\/05\/jenelle-evans-david-eason-beat-and-killed-our-dog-because-thats\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eason is a dog-killing abuser<\/a> of women, children, and animals, so he probably thinks the negative reaction to the song has more to do with his horribleness as a person than his horribleness as a rapper.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s probably a bit of that going on, but the song is legitimately terrible, and everyone would probably still be roasting it if it had been released by someone widely beloved, like Jesus or Keanu Reeves.<\/p>\n<p>As you might have expected, David\u2019s song is a three-minute ode to violence, in which he fantasizes about shooting a trespasser on Jenelle\u2019s property.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"520\" height=\"446\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t.png\" alt=\"David Eason Shares Alarming Video: Is He Going to Kill This Dog Too?!\" class=\"wp-image-442347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t.png 520w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t-300x257.png 300w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t-335x287.png 335w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t-347x298.png 347w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\"\/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"520\" height=\"446\" alt=\"David Eason Shares Alarming Video: Is He Going to Kill This Dog Too?!\" class=\"wp-image-442347 lazyload\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t.png\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t.png 520w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t-300x257.png 300w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t-335x287.png 335w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2020\/03\/david-eason-shares-alarming-video-is-he-going-to-kill-this-dog-t-347x298.png 347w\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">David Eason wears an ironic MTV shirt. <span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Instagram)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Obviously, he doesn\u2019t mention that his wife paid for The Land, as that\u2019s not the truth of Eason\u2019s situation doesn\u2019t make for a very badass rapper persona.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, David spits lyrics that sound like something Dr. Seuss would come up with if he developed a sudden obsession with firearms and trespassing:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you see me, please don\u2019t stop me\/ it\u2019s detrimental, do you copy?\/ Bullets coming you can\u2019t stop it\/ Shootin\u2019 and killin\u2019 is the topic\/ Keep it rollin\u2019 and don\u2019t stop it\/ Take a picture for your locket,\u201d Eason raps.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"996\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-996x1024.png\" alt=\"David Eason Thinks the Earth Is Flat\" class=\"wp-image-415457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-996x1024.png 996w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-292x300.png 292w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-768x789.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-735x755.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-326x335.png 326w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-338x347.png 338w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-506x520.png 506w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-623x640.png 623w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-747x768.png 747w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-934x960.png 934w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-1051x1080.png 1051w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat.png 1230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\"\/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"996\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"David Eason Thinks the Earth Is Flat\" class=\"wp-image-415457 lazyload\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat.png\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-996x1024.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-996x1024.png 996w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-292x300.png 292w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-768x789.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-735x755.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-326x335.png 326w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-338x347.png 338w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-506x520.png 506w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-623x640.png 623w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-747x768.png 747w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-934x960.png 934w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-1051x1080.png 1051w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2022\/04\/david-eason-thinks-the-earth-is-flat.png 1230w\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">David Eason is trying to be a rapper.<span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Instagram)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(Having apparently misplaced his rhyming dictionary halfway through the recording process, David rhymes \u201clocket\u201d several times throughout the track.)<\/p>\n<p>Interestingly, we first learned of the song\u2019s existence when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2023\/09\/jenelle-evans-faces-off-against-mother-in-court-as-david-eason-bullies-tyler-baltierra-on-facebook\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eason roasted Tyler Baltierra\u2019s musical debut<\/a> on Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust finished a rap song, I guess. I can get a face tattoo now. Definitely not X\u2019s on my eyes, that\u2019s for sure!\u201d David wrote on Facebook, referring to the cover art for Tyler\u2019s single.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"671\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-671x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-484304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-671x1024.png 671w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-197x300.png 197w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-768x1172.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-735x1121.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-220x335.png 220w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-227x347.png 227w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-341x520.png 341w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-419x640.png 419w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-503x768.png 503w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-629x960.png 629w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-708x1080.png 708w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM.png 818w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\"\/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"671\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-484304 lazyload\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 40px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM.png\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-671x1024.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-671x1024.png 671w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-197x300.png 197w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-768x1172.png 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-735x1121.png 735w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-220x335.png 220w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-227x347.png 227w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-341x520.png 341w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-419x640.png 419w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-503x768.png 503w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-629x960.png 629w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM-708x1080.png 708w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Screenshot-2023-09-25-at-3.28.54-PM.png 818w\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">David Eason released his debut hip-hop single on Spotify. It\u2019s not good.<span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Spotify)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Then David releases his own song and what do you know? He\u2019s got X\u2019s on his eyes in the cover art!<\/p>\n<p>The guy has never had an original thought in his head, but now he thinks he\u2019s gonna get rich from copying other people\u2019s sh-t.<\/p>\n<p>On social media, the criticism has been so brutal that we\u2019d feel bad if it were just about anyone else \u2014 but David\u2019s got it coming.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2023\/09\/david-eason-releases-debut-rap-single-gets-roasted-to-a-crisp-by-every-single-person-on-the-internet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you\u2019re probably aware, David Eason has been unemployed for a very long time. At this point, the gap in his resume is more like a yawning chasm that\u2019s home to entire tribes of uncontacted peoples, as well as a rich eco-system of varied flora and fauna. 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