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Over the weekend, Donald Trump<\/strong><\/a> participated in a golf tournament. Did he win? Well, that depends on who you ask. If you ask Trump, he did, writing<\/a> on Truth Social that it was a \u201cgreat honor to have won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the Country, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight.\u201d If you ask the other people who played in the tournament, he didn\u2019t really, and only won by cheating.<\/p>\n Per The Independent<\/a>:<\/p>\n Mr Trump\u2019s announcement\u2026may have come as a surprise to those following his movements this weekend, since a video appeared online of him delivering a eulogy at the funeral of the North Carolina vlogger Diamond on Saturday. Club sources quoted by the\u00a0Daily Mail<\/em>\u00a0described competitors\u2019 surprise when they arrived on Sunday for the second day of the tournament to find Mr Trump\u2019s name at the top of the leaderboard\u2014five points clear of Saturday\u2019s best performer.<\/p>\n The\u00a0Mail<\/em>\u00a0reported that Mr Trump told organisers he had played a strong round at the course on Thursday and decided that would count as his first day\u2019s score.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n Is cheating at golf, at the age of 76, a completely ridiculous thing to do? Sure. Is it something that Donald Trump is known for? Yes<\/a>. Is the even more absurd part of this story the fact that Trump went onto claim that his alleged victory was evidence he\u2019s fit to be president of the United States? Indeed!<\/p>\n After declaring that he\u2019d \u201cwon\u201d the tournament, the ex-president told his followers: \u201cThe reason that I announce this on fabulous TRUTH is that, in a very real way, it serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher. You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don\u2019t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!\u201d<\/p>\n While the former guy did not go onto suggest the next presidential election be decided by golf tournament, there\u2019s absolutely a nonzero chance he was thinking it.<\/p>\n\n