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Though HR is for suckers and losers, our great President is generously affording you\u2014his most loyal Boot-lickers and Subordinates\u2014an opportunity to make your voices heard. Think of this survey as a cognitive test, but for your brain. While filling it out, please abide by President Trump\u2019s personal code of conduct: be honest, be thoughtful, be unbiased. And don\u2019t fall asleep on the job!<\/em><\/p>\n Truth Social handle:<\/strong><\/p>\n Department:<\/strong><\/p>\n TrumpCoin wallet balance:<\/strong><\/p>\n Religion*+:<\/strong><\/p>\n Shoe size:<\/strong><\/p>\n Real shoe size:<\/strong><\/p>\n Primary area of responsibility:<\/strong> Previous position:<\/strong> Which award do you think the president deserves most? Circle all that apply:<\/strong> In rating the president, would you describe his performance as<\/strong> Are there any areas in which you feel we could be doing a better job?<\/strong>
(a) Ballroom design
(b) Ceasefire negotiations
(c) Voter suppression
(d) Social media flame wars
(e) Pool maintenance
(f) Miscellaneous lib-owning<\/p>\n
(a) Fox News host
(b) Billionaire
(c) Podcaster
(d) Reality TV personality
(e) January 6 freedom fighter
(f) Functioning alcoholic
(e) Reply guy<\/p>\n
(a) Nobel Peace Prize
(b) Fields Medal
(c) Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award
(d) MacArthur Genius Grant
(e) Best Smile
(f) Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence<\/p>\n
(a) tremendous
(b) phenomenal
(c) outstanding
(d) extraordinarily brilliant<\/p>\n
(a) No
(b) ABSOLUTELY NOT<\/p>\n