{"id":257266,"date":"2026-08-13T12:27:25","date_gmt":"2026-08-13T12:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/13\/clavicular-wants-to-date-fix-marry-rep-alexandria-ocasio-cortez\/"},"modified":"2026-08-13T12:27:25","modified_gmt":"2026-08-13T12:27:25","slug":"clavicular-wants-to-date-fix-marry-rep-alexandria-ocasio-cortez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/13\/clavicular-wants-to-date-fix-marry-rep-alexandria-ocasio-cortez\/","title":{"rendered":"Clavicular Wants to Date, &#8216;Fix,&#8217; Marry Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 3<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minutes<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Clavicular is threatening to try to date Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2026\/08\/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-broke-up-with-fiance-before-freezing-eggs\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">AOC and her fiance Riley Roberts recently split<\/a> as hopes ramp up that she will launch a 2028 Presidential campaign.<\/p>\n<p>As what could only be a joke, the behaviorally troubled \u201clooksmaxxer\u201d suggested that he could \u201cfix\u201d one of America\u2019s most prominent politicians.<\/p>\n<p>He even went so far as to say that he would marry her.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><noscript><\/noscript><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in July 2026.\" class=\"wp-image-560997 lazyload\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-2048x1365.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-960x640.jpg 960w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-1080x720.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-1200x800.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 20px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/0813_alexandriaocasiocortez_01-scaled.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) speaks to reporters on the House steps on July 22, 2026.<span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Photo Credit: Anna Moneymaker\/Getty Images)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-we-live-in-a-very-absurd-timeline\">We live in a very absurd timeline<\/h2>\n<p>This week, after <em>TMZ <\/em>reported on AOC\u2019s breakup, the influencer \u2014 whose real name is Braden Eric Peters \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Clavicular0\/status\/2087310503630495923\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">quote-tweeted<\/a> the news with a simple comment.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI could fix her,\u201d Peters wrote.<\/p>\n<p>If you are unfamiliar, lines like \u201cI could fix him\u201d (or her, or them, as the case may be) are something of a meme on social media.<\/p>\n<p>Often, it is a reference to a troubled fictional character. Other times, it may be at an attractive mugshot. The joke is not always made in good taste.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, the implication is that one could \u201cfix\u201d a person by dating them. This is, infamously, a fool\u2019s errand.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-theme=\"dark\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I can fix her <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UdGSqhplXk\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/t.co\/UdGSqhplXk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Clavicular (@Clavicular0) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Clavicular0\/status\/2087310503630495923?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\">August 11, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>When a figure with an arrest record and list of controversies as long as Peters possesses says it, it\u2019s a little more twisted.<\/p>\n<p>(At his best, Peters referred to JD Vance as \u201csubhuman.\u201d But he is also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wfla.com\/news\/florida\/streamer-clavicular-faces-sex-abuse-battery-fraud-accusations-lawsuit\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">being sued<\/a> by his ex-girlfriend for sexual abuse and battery.)<\/p>\n<p>In addition to the issues with basically everything about Peters and how he rose to fame, AOC doesn\u2019t need fixing?<\/p>\n<p>Sure, no politician is going to get 100% agreement from anyone. (AOC\u2019s recent commentary on \u201cWoke 1\u201d vs \u201cWoke 2\u201d was a mistake, for example, turning a once-funny social media joke about ramping up social justice work into a tone-deaf talking point.)<\/p>\n<p>On his livestream, Peters went on to suggest that he would even marry Ocasio-Cortez. He also insulted her ex. That last bit seems a little harsh, given that the guy just fumbled AOC. He\u2019s probably suffering enough.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"thg-ytf\" data-ytid=\"3uKDF1cowtQ\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/3uKDF1cowtQ\/hqdefault.jpg\" alt=\"AOC Says Clavicular's Looksmaxxing Trend Sends Young Men Wrong Message | TMZ DC\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"\/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/3uKDF1cowtQ\/hqdefault.jpg\" alt=\"AOC Says Clavicular's Looksmaxxing Trend Sends Young Men Wrong Message | TMZ DC\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" class=\"lazyload\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><button type=\"button\" aria-label=\"Play video: AOC Says Clavicular's Looksmaxxing Trend Sends Young Men Wrong Message | TMZ DC\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 68 48\" width=\"68\" height=\"48\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M66.5 7.7a8 8 0 0 0-5.6-5.7C56 .7 34 .7 34 .7s-22 0-26.9 1.3A8 8 0 0 0 1.5 7.7 83 83 0 0 0 .2 24a83 83 0 0 0 1.3 16.3 8 8 0 0 0 5.6 5.7C12 47.3 34 47.3 34 47.3s22 0 26.9-1.3a8 8 0 0 0 5.6-5.7A83 83 0 0 0 67.8 24a83 83 0 0 0-1.3-16.3z\" fill=\"#f00\"\/><path d=\"M27 34l18-10-18-10z\" fill=\"#fff\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-we-re-in-no-danger-of-clavicular-dating-aoc\">We\u2019re in no danger of Clavicular dating AOC<\/h2>\n<p>What is important to remember about Clavicular is that he is not good or redeemable \u2014 but that he is also a symptom of a lot of external wrongs in the world.<\/p>\n<p>(He is also the child of two bodybuilders, which could definitely help explain his unhinged fixation upon controlling his looks to a self-destructive degree.)<\/p>\n<p>Peters talks about looking good and making money so that one can date a supermodel. That is shallow and nihilistic.<\/p>\n<p>But it is also, you know, born of the harsh realities of our ruined world. The <em>just get a job and you\u2019ll make enough to live<\/em> narrative of past decades, of past generations, has been killed \u2014 primarily by the fallout of the Reagan era.<\/p>\n<p>Peters is only 20. He was a preschooler for the 2008 financial crisis. Unlike Millennials (he is Gen Z), he does not even have childhood memories of what it was like to live in a land of opportunity. The economy right now is all scams.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-theme=\"dark\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Mugshot for Braden Peters, the influencer known as Clavicular.<\/p>\n<p>He was arrested by Scottsdale Police overnight and accused of Forgery and dangerous drug possession\/use, both class four felonies. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/SB1AaxBf5k\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/SB1AaxBf5k<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ford Hatchett (@FordHatchett) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/FordHatchett\/status\/2020615392776114307?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\">February 8, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>AOC herself expressed concerns about him earlier this year, noting that she didn\u2019t want to dogpile him but worrying about his impressionable audience.<\/p>\n<p>Women have been holding themselves to impossible beauty standards and harming themselves to meet them for generations. Looksmaxxing is just <em>what if the same thing happened to men<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>We don\u2019t think that AOC is in any danger of dating him. Therefore, we also don\u2019t think that we\u2019re in any danger of having Clavicular as our country\u2019s First Gentleman.<\/p>\n<p>Peters turns 21 later this year. He\u2019ll probably live to see that. But between seven years of injecting testosterone and getting weird about peptides and his ever-growing rap sheet, it seems that he\u2019s on a downward spiral that could cost him his life if he isn\u2019t careful.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, many are hopeful that Ocasio-Cortez will run and win in 2028. The Biden administration showed us that \u201creturn to political norms\u201d doesn\u2019t work in a country infested with Trumpism. It\u2019s time for something better.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2026\/08\/clavicular-alexandria-ocasio-cortez\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading Time: 3 minutes Clavicular is threatening to try to date Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. AOC and her fiance Riley Roberts recently split as hopes ramp up that she will launch a 2028 Presidential campaign. As what could only be a joke, the behaviorally troubled \u201clooksmaxxer\u201d suggested that he could \u201cfix\u201d one of America\u2019s most prominent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":257267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-257266","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-hollywood"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257266\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/257267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}