{"id":255377,"date":"2026-08-03T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/03\/jonah-hill-says-hes-ready-to-annihilate-his-bullies-after-martial-arts-training-internet-roasts-him-to-a-crisp\/"},"modified":"2026-08-03T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2026-08-03T17:59:00","slug":"jonah-hill-says-hes-ready-to-annihilate-his-bullies-after-martial-arts-training-internet-roasts-him-to-a-crisp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/03\/jonah-hill-says-hes-ready-to-annihilate-his-bullies-after-martial-arts-training-internet-roasts-him-to-a-crisp\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonah Hill Says He&#8217;s Ready to &#8216;Annihilate&#8217; His Bullies After Martial Arts Training; Internet Roasts Him to a Crisp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 3<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minutes<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>There was a time when Jonah Hill was one of Hollywood\u2019s most beloved comedic stars.<\/p>\n<p>But in recent years, it seems that every time Hill\u2019s name appears in a headline, it\u2019s because he\u2019s once again chosen to remind the world that he\u2019s got some serious issues.<\/p>\n<p>The latest installment in our ongoing series <em>Jonah Hill: Deeply Insecure Dude<\/em> involves Hill\u2019s claim that Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has transformed him into some sort of supreme badass, capable of \u201cannihilating\u201d anyone who disrespects him.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><noscript><\/noscript><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Jonah Hill speaks onstage during SiriusXM Presents SmartLess LIVE at Avalon Hollywood on April 25, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. \" class=\"wp-image-560329 lazyload\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-2048x1365.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-960x640.jpg 960w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-1080x720.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-1200x800.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) calc(100vw - 20px), 720px\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com\/uploads\/2026\/08\/GettyImages-2273285941-scaled.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\" data-trellis-processed=\"1\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Jonah Hill speaks onstage during SiriusXM Presents SmartLess LIVE at Avalon Hollywood on April 25, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. <span class=\"image-caption-credit\"> (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth\/Getty Images for SiriusXM)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Hill made that unintentionally hilarious assertion during a live recording of the popular \u201cSmartless\u201d podcast, hosted by Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, \u2018You\u2019re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You\u2019re a comedian,\u2019\u201d Hill said before explaining that his new hobby has imbued him with the ability to beat up anyone he wants.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf we got into it, I would f-ck you up. I would f-ck all three of you up,\u201d he said to the hosts, adding:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy favorite thing is people are like, \u2018Oh, Jonah Hill, f-cking fat guy from <em>Superbad<\/em>.\u2019 And I\u2019m like, \u2018I would f-cking annihilate you, dude. I\u2019m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who\u2019s got it?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yes, apparently, Jonah is still very salty about people calling him fat 19 years ago.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-x wp-block-embed-x\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to \u201cannihilate\u201d anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, \u2018You\u2019re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that,\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tDnNTRHTOo\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/tDnNTRHTOo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Yonan (@yonann) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/yonann\/status\/2083593851902816719?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\">August 1, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>The wounds of childhood can stay with us, of course, but Hill was approaching his mid-twenties when <em>Superbad<\/em> came out, so he should probably think about getting over it.<\/p>\n<p>At the very least, he should work through his issues by talking to a therapist, not by trying to fight the entire world.<\/p>\n<p>In any event, snarky social media users picked up Jonah\u2019s comments and had an absolute field day with them.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, Jonah\u2019s name has been trending on X (formerly Twitter) since Sunday. Enjoy the following highlights:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBro you are a middle aged man you don\u2019t have to live like this anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think this now makes it mandatory for everyone to call him the fat kid from <em>Superbad<\/em> every time he\u2019s in public and watch him (continue to) melt.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/DblZkcyOHpr\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\"\/>\n<p>\u201cPoor guy. That being so passionately in the forefront of his mind is exactly why he will always be the fat guy from <em>Superbad<\/em>. He\u2019s also many other things, but he\u2019s gotta learn to let go of that and be proud of his movie that many many many people loved.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMost people who talk like that end up going down from one punch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGuess jiu jitsu and ozempic can\u2019t fix juvenile insecurity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBetween this and getting mad over his professional surfer girlfriend being photographed in a swimsuit, he strikes me as a deeply insecure man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yes, this new controversy has led many to revisit <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2023\/07\/sarah-brady-i-posted-jonah-hills-texts-so-that-his-babys-mother-can-decide-if-she-wants-to-stay-with-an-abuser\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jonah Hill\u2019s old scandals<\/a>, including the weirdly controlling texts he sent to his former girlfriend, Sarah Brady.<\/p>\n<p>These days, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2026\/04\/olivia-millar-jonah-hill-introduces-secret-wife-mother-of-his-2-children\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jonah is a married man<\/a> and a father of two. But it seems that he\u2019s still holding on to some major insecurities from his younger years.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><script async defer src=\"https:\/\/platform.instagram.com\/en_US\/embeds.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehollywoodgossip.com\/2026\/08\/jonah-hill-says-hes-ready-to-annihilate-his-bullies-after-martial-arts-training-internet-roasts-him-to-a-crisp\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading Time: 3 minutes There was a time when Jonah Hill was one of Hollywood\u2019s most beloved comedic stars. But in recent years, it seems that every time Hill\u2019s name appears in a headline, it\u2019s because he\u2019s once again chosen to remind the world that he\u2019s got some serious issues. The latest installment in our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":255378,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-255377","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-hollywood"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255377\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/255378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}