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\nLaunch video for Apple\u2019s MacBook Neo. pic.twitter.com\/rshPIafCcq<\/a><\/p>\n
\u2014 Pop Crave (@PopCrave) March 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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\n\nwould you buy a shitty $600 macbook bc it pandered to your lesbian sensibilities?<\/p>\n
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\nno, death to apple<\/p>\n
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\nwhen the fuck is season 2 of pluribus coming out<\/p>\n
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\ni have a subaru<\/p>\n
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