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Everyone has had a questionable online shopping moment: It\u2019s late at night, you\u2019re having fun with your friends, things go a little too far, and before you know if you\u2019re calling up Cameron Crowe<\/strong> to see if he\u2019s ever considered following up We Bought a Zoo<\/em> with a sequel called We Bought a Decommissioned Staten Island Ferry Boat and Oh My God Now What?<\/em><\/p>\n Pete Davidson<\/strong> has (kind of) explained the purchase he and Colin Jost<\/strong> made with comedy club owner Paul Italia<\/strong> by saying that \u201cwe were very stoned<\/a>\u201d when they bought the allegedly roach-and-asbestos-infested boat for $280,100 back in January 2022.<\/p>\n Speak for yourself, Jost recently added, with what we imagine was the deepest of sighs.<\/p>\n \u201cIs it worse that I was actually stone-cold sober when we bought the ferry?\u201d he asked in an Instagram post<\/a> on Wednesday that featured a headline referencing Davidson\u2019s explanation.<\/p>\n This content can also be viewed on the site it originates<\/a> from.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Honestly, the vibe is that in his heart of hearts, he knows the answer to the question. Colin, do you need a hug? A nice glass of cold seltzer and a quiet place to sit for a few minutes?<\/p>\n While Davidson seems to be actively praying for someone to sink the behemoth boat he and Jost bought and then christened Titanic 2<\/em>, Jost, in his caption, said, \u201cWe\u2019re excited to prove the non-believers wrong. You\u2019re going to be BEGGING to get on this ferry in two years. Mark my words.\u201d In the past, the pals, who worked together on Saturday Night Live<\/em>, have mentioned plans to turn the ferry into a floating comedy venue. They have also mentioned that this would be very expensive, to say the least.\u00a0<\/p>\n So it makes sense that Jost\u2019s third item on the Instagram caption agenda reads, \u201cUNRELATED I\u2019m going on a Ferry Money Tour this week and next week.\u201d He helpfully designed a poster for the mini-tour, featuring the bright-orange boat in the same carousel, then later shared<\/a> a more tasteful fan-made poster for the shows. Graphic design does appear to be his passion. Sorry, comedy, and big ups to \u201cizzy whoever you are.\u201d<\/p>\n This content can also be viewed on the site it originates<\/a> from.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Since our last coverage of the only ship more delightful than friendship, where Davidson admitted he had no idea where the ferry was currently moored, multiple Staten Island locals have reached out to offer boat intel, telling us that it is at a boat repair place<\/a> along the island\u2019s Kill Van Kull, and it has not yet sunk. A big thank you to our ferry godparents: Pete may not know where his boat is, but now we do.<\/p>\n<\/div>\nInstagram content<\/h4>\n
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