(Image Credit: YouTube)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nAfter eating some very delicious-looking food, and towards the end of the livestream, Haley explained that she and Matt never fought.<\/p>\n
She also emphasized that he remains \u201cher boy\u201d to this day \u2014 but that they ended up being incompatible as sexual partners.<\/p>\n
The reason was, she strongly implied, that his penis was simply too gargantuan. It sounds like it was primarily an issue of girth (as, let us be honest, many people may have length issues with a partner).<\/p>\n
To be clear, Haley did not simply come right out and say the details. She conveyed most of what she had to say by typing it into her phone for Marlon to read.<\/p>\n
Haley predicted that his facial expression would be priceless when he read it. And it was<\/em>.<\/p>\nHis face a mask of disbelief, Marlon Garcia reads Haley Kalil\u2019s explanation. (Image Credit: YouTube)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\u20180.01% of the population\u2019<\/h2>\n Repeatedly, Marlon Garcia asked Haley Kalil if she was being serious about what she wrote about Matt Kalil.<\/p>\n
\u201cDeadass, for our whole marriage, deadass!\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
(If you are not versed in 21st Century vernacular, she is explaining that what she wrote is true)<\/p>\n
Haley went on to explain that she had looked into therapeutic and medical solutions in her attempt to accommodate her ex-husband\u2019s magnum dong<\/em>.<\/p>\nIn addition to referring to him being in the \u201c0.01 percent of the population,\u201d she mimed how something large \u2014 like a human limb, an elephant\u2019s trunk, or an improbably colossal penis, might thud heavily against a table.<\/p>\nDespite writing out a description, Haley Kalil also mimed to fully illustrate her ex\u2019s hidden asset. (Image Credit: YouTube)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nHaley took the imagery beyond miming, by the way.<\/p>\n
She said that intercourse (without using that word) might be possible, but only with pain to the point of tears.<\/p>\n
Haley also likened the situation to two (or possibly three) 12-ounce soda cans stacked upon each other.<\/p>\n
As anyone on the internet likely knows, there are certainly people (often professionals) who could at least partially accommodate that.<\/p>\n
But not everyone\u2019s genitals are compatible. And, despite a clear fondness for each other and years of trying to make it work, Haley found that this was the primary reason for their divorce.<\/p>\n\n\n
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