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\u2014 817722hhgd7 (@7766339ddjj8) September 20, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Two days ago, Cole Smith<\/b> (@thefakecolesmith), a self-described comedian\/filmmaker and “self-made knucklehead”, decided to shoot his shot with Keke Palmer<\/b> on TikTok after learning she’s single and not currently romantically linked to Hot Ones<\/i> host Sean Evans<\/b>. Some of the credentials he listed in lieu of Evans’s are:<\/center>
\u2022 He can’t offer her wings, but he can<\/i> offer her a fresh Nutrigrain bar (his current one is kinda broken and she deserves better).<\/b><\/p>\n\u2022 Sean Evans doesn’t even buy all those wings. His team gets them for him!<\/p>\n
\u2022 He’s a college student who forgot to shave this morning and is 11 years younger than her, but he was in the background of a Law & Order brothel scene\u2014so he can relate to her experience in the industry.<\/p>\n
Keke’s TikTok stitch response is under the cut…<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n
(They have a similar thumbnail, but I promise this is a different video.)<\/p>\n\npic.twitter.com\/rqY7LBSgtd<\/a><\/p>\n
\u2014 817722hhgd7 (@7766339ddjj8) September 20, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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ONTD, would you rather have a man who will buy you a Nutrigrain bar with his own money, or a man who will only feed you wings on camera?<\/i><\/p>\n<\/center>
Sources: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, their TikTok accounts <\/div>\n