{"id":189709,"date":"2025-08-29T04:00:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-29T04:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/29\/sabrina-carpenters-new-album-mans-best-friend-funniest-lyrics\/"},"modified":"2025-08-29T04:00:27","modified_gmt":"2025-08-29T04:00:27","slug":"sabrina-carpenters-new-album-mans-best-friend-funniest-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/entertainment.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/29\/sabrina-carpenters-new-album-mans-best-friend-funniest-lyrics\/","title":{"rendered":"Sabrina Carpenter’s New Album Man’s Best Friend: Funniest Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Give Sabrina Carpenter<\/strong><\/a> the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album.<\/p>\n

The pop princess, 26, is wittier than ever on Man\u2019s Best Friend<\/em><\/a> (released Friday, August 29), turning her hookups and heartbreaks into LOL-worthy one-liners.<\/p>\n

Carpenter roasts her ex-boyfriends and former flings throughout the unapologetic 12-track album, which features the same bawdy lyricism that became her signature on 2022\u2019s Emails I Can\u2019t Send<\/em> and 2024\u2019s Short n\u2019 Sweet<\/em>.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe album is not for any pearl-clutchers,\u201d she told Gayle King<\/strong> in a CBS Mornings<\/em><\/a> interview airing Friday. \u201cBut I also think that even pearl-clutchers can listen to an album like that in their own solitude and find something that makes them smirk and chuckle to themselves.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\n\t\t\tSabrina Carpenter\u2019s latest studio album, Man\u2019s Best Friend, has sparked plenty of conversation on both sides, but the singer isn\u2019t letting it get her down. \u201cIt\u2019s always so funny to me when people complain,\u201d she said in her Rolling Stone cover story published in May 2025, specifically referring to the backlash over her provocative Short [\u2026]\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Carpenter announced Man\u2019s Best Friend<\/em><\/a> in June, immediately causing a stir with cover art showing the former Disney star on her hands and knees while a man grabs her hair. The polarizing photo led one X user to wonder whether Carpenter has \u201ca personality outside of sex,\u201d to which the \u201cEspresso\u201d singer clapped back<\/a>, \u201cGirl yes and it is goooooood.\u201d<\/p>\n

Carpenter subsequently revealed an alternate cover in which she is seen wearing a gown at a black-tie event. She joked that the new image was \u201capproved by God.\u201d<\/p>\n

Carpenter is just as much of a comedian on the album itself. Read the 10 funniest lyrics from Man\u2019s Best Friend<\/em> below.<\/p>\n

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\u201cManchild\u201d<\/h3>\n

On the country-influenced lead single<\/a>, Carpenter asks an immature ex in her best caveman-speak, \u201cWhy so sexy if so dumb? \/ And how survive the Earth so long?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cTears\u201d<\/h3>\n

Carpenter pushes the envelope in the chorus of the album\u2019s second single: \u201cI get wet at the thought of you \/ Being a responsible guy \/ Treating me like you\u2019re supposed to do \/ Tears run down my thighs.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy Man on Willpower\u201d<\/h3>\n

\u201cHe\u2019s busy, he\u2019s working, he doesn\u2019t have time for me,\u201d Carpenter laments of a lover who\u2019s lost interest in her. \u201cMy slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWe Almost Broke Up Again Last Night\u201d<\/h3>\n

Carpenter chronicles a turbulent romance on its last legs, singing, \u201cYou say we\u2019re driftin\u2019 apart \/ I said, \u2018Yeah, I f***in\u2019 know\u2019 \/ Big deal, we\u2019ve been here before \/ And we\u2019ll be here tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\n\t\t\tSabrina Carpenter isn\u2019t afraid to strip down. Carpenter, 26, showed off her birthday suit while posing on the cover of Rolling Stone on Thursday, June 12. The singer went completely naked for the photoshoot, covering her body with extra-long, Rapunzel-like locks. Instead of rocking her signature bouncy curls, Carpenter opted for wavy tresses, which cascaded [\u2026]\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u201cNever Getting Laid\u201d<\/h3>\n

Carpenter is a voodoo vixen as she wishes \u201cabstinence\u201d \u2014 and then some \u2014 on a past partner: \u201cI just hope you get agoraphobia someday.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen Did You Get Hot?\u201d<\/h3>\n

When Carpenter runs into \u201ca sexy man\u201d she once knew to be \u201can ugly kid,\u201d she tells him, \u201cCongratulations on your new improvements \/ I bet your light rod\u2019s, like, bigger than Zeus\u2019s.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGo Go Juice\u201d<\/h3>\n

Carpenter finds herself reaching for her phone during a night out, admitting, \u201cI\u2019m just drinking to call someone \/ Ain\u2019t nobody safe when I\u2019m a little bit drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n

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