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In addition to serving as \u201cblood boy\u201d to his dad, longevity-obsessed Bryan Johnson<\/strong><\/a>, 19-year-old Talmage Johnson<\/strong> is now also his boner boy.<\/p>\n Bryan Johnson shared a pair of charts on X<\/a> (formerly Twitter) Wednesday comparing the duration and \u201cquality\u201d of his nighttime erections compared to his son\u2019s.<\/p>\n This content can also be viewed on the site it originates<\/a> from.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n \u201cNighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine,\u201d he wrote, concluding, \u201cRaise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.\u201d Vanity Fair<\/em>‘s request for comment was not immediately answered.<\/p>\n There\u2019s just\u2026 a lot to unpack here, you know? Surely plenty of people bearing the surname \u201cJohnson\u201d are not<\/em> obsessed with their penises, but both of these Johnsons have a passion for their Johnsons. According to the charts, Talmage may have had longer nighttime erections, but 47-year-old Bryan\u2019s were \u201cbetter,\u201d with a quality score of 94 compared to Talmage\u2019s 90. (It’s unclear what metrics are used to determine qualitative aspects.) Bryan also crushed his son on sleep quality (131 vs. 112, whatever that means), and the graphics show that they both have an \u201cAndroAge\u201d of 22.<\/p>\n Talmage, for what it\u2019s worth, appears to be totally on board with all of it. He retweeted his father\u2019s boner chart<\/a>, adding, \u201cI\u2019m grateful for the way my dad has raised me.\u201d On January 9, he tweeted that his goal for 2025 is to \u201cachieve the same biomarkers as the world\u2019s healthiest and most measured human.\u201d (That would be dear old dad.) \u201cHe started at 43. I\u2019m starting at 19. No matter your situation, you can start now too.\u201d His tweet quoted his father bragging about smooth skin and sexual stamina.<\/p>\n In a 2024 Vanity Fair<\/em> investigation<\/a>, Rachel Dodes<\/strong> detailed Bryan Johnson\u2019s beginnings in business, strict lifestyle regimen, and the accusations brought against him by his ex-fianc\u00e9e Taryn Southern<\/strong>, who says that she suffered psychological and financial abuse, both personally and professionally. Johnson denied it all. Her employment claims were dismissed, and an arbitrator ordered her to pay more than half a million dollars of legal fees for him\u2014plus interest.<\/p>\n Part of Bryan\u2019s longevity is thanks to Talmage, according to Bryan. Talmage allowed his father to transfuse his blood when he was 17, in an attempt to be young from the inside out. \u201cMy son is my best friend,\u201d Bryan tweeted this week<\/a>, attaching video of an interview where he and the younger Johnson talk about taking the term \u201cblood brothers\u201d to a new level.<\/p>\n Bryan Johnson founded the Blueprint program, a strict plan where you spend so much time plotting out how not to die that there\u2019s scarcely time to live. In February, he will host the one-day Don\u2019t Die Summit<\/a> in New York City, where participants have the opportunity to pay $1,499 to go to the Javits Center, take longevity tests, and drink tea. Breakfast and lunch\u2014but not dinner\u2014are included in the price of admission.<\/p>\n On his LinkedIn profile<\/a>, Talmage lists himself as a \u201cstudent intern\u201d at his dad’s Blueprint company, a role he started eight months ago. His job description? \u201cThe most important thing on humanity’s to-do list.\u201d<\/p>\n While Talmage has posted photos showing his vampirically low sleepytime resting heart rate<\/a> of 36 BPM, the screenshot\u2019s 9:07 p.m. timestamp and moon icon showing that this young man is up past his bedtime<\/em>, neither Johnson has publicly shared how they are measuring their nighttime erections.<\/p>\n<\/div>\nX content<\/h4>\n