What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being alone.
Which living person do you most admire?
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Nothing.
What is your greatest fear?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Holding grudges.
What is your greatest extravagance?
My car collection.
What is your favorite journey?
The drive to my current creative project.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Sex appeal.
On what occasion do you lie?
Whenever it suits my objective.
Which living person do you most despise?
All of them.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
“Fucking cunt.”
What is your greatest regret?
Chasing affection.
When and where were you happiest?
Yesterday’s creative brainstorming meeting.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Ballroom dancing.
What is your current state of mind?
Disgusted. Exhausted.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
To be able to truly forgive.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Perseverance.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
That’s ridiculous.
What is your most treasured possession?
My consciousness.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Unconsciousness.
Where would you like to live?
In the moment.
What is your favorite occupation?
Dancer.
What is your most marked characteristic?
Secrecy.
What do you most value in your friends?
Loyalty.
Who are your favorite writers?
Robin, Maurice, and Barry Gibb.
What are your favorite names?
Jack, Joey, and Shay.
How would you like to die?
Quickly.
What is your motto?
I create.
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Jesus Christ.
Who are your heroes in real life?
I don’t have any heroes anymore.
