Tennessee just passed a bill requiring influencers who make a money off videos of their children to save a portion of money for the child. Surprise, surprise, Christian family influencers the LaBrants have suddenly listed their $5.4 million Tennessee house for sale. They moved to Tennessee from California last year, right after California passed a similar law. Consensus is that they move to Utah, Texas, or Florida next so they can keep cashing in on their five kids.
TikTok-famous teacher Haley Beck, who is also the sister of Baywatch actor Noah Beck, was fired and might be criminally charged for allegedly sexually abusing one of her teenage male students.
Ballerina Farm still haven’t named their baby daughter, even though she was born a month ago.
Do you have a toddler? Do you work with toddlers? Are you regularly around toddlers, are you even once in a while in proximity with a toddler? Here is a trick that you can use to stop a tantrum. You shout a random name at them as loud as you can, and it seems to startle them into a blessedly quiet state of confusion. The random name that TikTok has landed on is, “JESSICA!!!!!” So, the next time your adorable two-year-old starts screaming, just yell, “JESSICA!!!!!” at them as loud as you can.
BREAKING! There is a new viral catch phrase that the youth are saying: “You the birthday.” It means you are the main character, you are the star, you are the center of attention. For instance, if I get a laugh-react emoji to one of my ONTD comments, I think to myself, “You the birthday.” But be warned: it can also be used in a negative way. For example, when one of my comments gets a poop emoji reaction, I think to myself “You the birthday.”
It’s Coachella season. Influencers are posting their Coachella videos in droves. Some of the Coachella-TikTok ~drama~ includes:
-Several influencers claim that their brand-sponsored Coachella trips were cancelled at the last minute. Howeverrrr, there are rumors that these influencers didn’t actually get sponsored by brands; that they made the videos for clout to look like they are the types of important influencers who can get brand deals.
-OnlyFans star Sophie Rain spending over $193,000 on three days at Coachella.
-Fashion influencer Victoria Paris staying in a Starbucks-branded luxury villa that included a Starbucks-branded Ring doorbell camera, even though she used to make content spoofing influencers and this is the most influencer thing to ever influencer.
–Performative camping, or rich influencers setting up bougie tents to stay in for a few nights.
-Influencers bragging about the free, luxury gifting suites from designers and other expensive brands
-In addition to its usual boho vibes, the Coachella outfit aesthetic this year seems to be Zara Larsson-inspired stuff with a bunch of trinkets and shit attached.
Becky G went on Call Her Daddy and defended staying with her fiancé, Sebastian Lletget, even though he cheated on her.
ChristianTok has been asking a very sane question: Did Jesus suffer more than the slaves? To which many other, probably more sane, TikTokers are responding, Fuck no, why the fuck would you say some shit like that??!
An influencer named Nathan Ing wonders whether he is in the wrong for lying about being conservative so he can trick liberal women into having sex with him.
Is Katseye’s new song Pinky Up going to kill the group? TikTok sure thinks so. Grant Gilmore, the choreographer for Katseye, is also going viral…and not for great reasons. He has some passionate stans, but most of TikTok is mortified resurfaced videos of his cringe dancing.
A guy asked a girl on a date to the computer store Mirco Center. She agreed, but later ghosted him. TikTok is divided on whether a date at Micro Center is fine, or lame.
Shocker: Bonnie Blue faked her pregnancy.
Sure, you’re cramming yourself full of protein and fiber, but are you drinking stacked water? It is just water with a bunch of added stuff like vitamins, supplements, electrolytes, and whatever else you feel like dumping into it.
You could use it to wash down the latest viral snack, which is called a chocolate block. You pour melted chocolate into a can of Pringles, letting it harden, then eating it like a chunk of chocolate-covered potato chips. Grotesque? Sure. But…gotta admit…I…am a little intrigued?
If you are a dude, harness your male privilege for the use of good. Take this young man, who records himself running inside Scientology Centers and sees how car he can get before they catch his ass.
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