March15 , 2026

    TikTok Roundup: Whimsical Hos, Azealia Banks, And Great Butts

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  • This poor American woman went into a bar in Northern Ireland. When they realized that she voted for Trump, they started treating her as if she was a bad person! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • A still-evolving saga involves a woman who “bought” a house with her boyfriend, only to find out that he didn’t even put her name on the deed.
  • Everyone’s favorite food-judging lady, Shaiie_Foeva, has started making very religious Christian content. She says that she had a vision from God and will never make another food court video.
  • Speaking of TikTok Christians, they are celebrating the Iran war as the second coming of Christ. Fuck them kids who got bombed, right?
  • Brides getting married in 2026 don’t want to look like they’re getting married in 2026, even though many of them are using already-clichéd 2026 wedding trends such as:
    • Basque-waisted dresses
    • Thrifted plates and silverware
    • Juliet or mantilla veils
    • Bridesmaid dresses with dupattas (thin neck scarves)
    • A chartreuse/burgundy color scheme.
  • Do you have ~whimsy~ in your life yet? Whimsy is TikTok users’ latest fixation. You need to whimsy up your apartment, your outfits, and your damn life, ho.
  • If you’re on the fence about having kids, maybe watch this viral trend that has millions of likes. Moms post images of themselves pre-baby, then post-baby looking absolutely miserable. I don’t know why everyone insists on using Maroon 5’s worst song, though.
  • The Goodwill bins have become pits of chaos due to the current culture of resellers and fashion influencers descending on them like vultures.
  • A guy made a video about how his girlfriend canceled his return tickets while they were on a trip to Cyprus for his birthday. What a bitch, right? Wrong! His ex-girlfriend soon got online to tell her side of the story. As it turns out, he hit her, verbally abused her, and messaged other women while on the trip. Plus, she paid for everything, including his clothes.
  • Starbucks made a new reward point tier system or something and people are pissed. Idk, I’m not linking it, if you are annoyed plz discuss in the comments.
  • About 1/3 of Gen Z males believe that wives should obey their husbands. That is twice as many as Baby Boomer men. Plus, Louis Theroux has made a documentary about the manosphere and it’s utterly terrifying. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
  • In better news, the world is discovering the glory of Zara Larsson’s ass, as well it should. Even Halsey is obsessed with it.
  • Black parents on TikTok are telling their suburban kids to “square up.” The results are innocently hilarious.
  • God help us, Gen Z has discovered Azealia Banks. Namely, the 212.

  • This makes me snort-laugh.

  • There was a JFK Jr. lookalike contest in New York City. However, some women have weighed in and are calling it a symptom of the Hot Man Drought, as some of those dudes who showed up were basic af. Also, there is now backlash against the onslaught of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy (the youths are calling her “CBK”) copycats who are basic af. Also, people are pointing out that CBK was liberal, hit men, and put her career first, unlike some of the Republican basic bitches who have adopted her style.

  • Speaking of the 90s, the “What were you like in the 90s?” trend has people posting images of themselves from the 90s to “Iris,” by the GooGoo Dolls. I think Patrick Renna wins this one:

    Ho, do you have whimsy in your life?

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