Need a distraction from World War III? Here is the viral nonsense of this week.
Is this the most unintentionally hilarious teenager on the internet? An interview with Sullivan Clarke, 13, went viral for the kid’s nonchalant attitude while discussing surviving a violent throat-slashing attack.
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is pregnant with her ninth baby.
An influencer/model named Laila Thompson posted a viral story time about how her ex fiancé, NFL draft pick Tez Johnson, cheated on her the very same day that he proposed to her.
VIP updates, or Very Important Punch updates: Punch is making new friends! His favorite zookeeper is allegedly working more hours so that Punch can hug him longer. Ikea has sold out of the Orangutan stuffed animal that Punch has. They are now selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay.
Ever since Netflix aired its America’s Next Top Model documentary, TikTokers have been spoofing the insane challenges that Tyra would make the contestants do. This one made me screech.
Is “boy kibble” the next “girl dinner?” It’s a jokey trend where men show off their meals that tend to look resemble dog food. For example, ground beef, chunks of beef, plain chicken, or other meat in a bowl of rice or vegetables.
So a woman named Carter made a series of videos about leaving MAGA. She got a bunch of sympathetic. Still, others are critical and say that that shit’s too little too late. Especially because she went online crying about how hard it has been to be ex-Maga because of all the criticism she gets.
A small bakery in Los Angeles called The Little Cake is being sued in a federal trademark lawsuit by another bakery called The Little French Bakery. Among other things, The Little French Bakery is suing them for:
- Using the word “Little” in their name
- Posting photos of themselves holding croissants they made
- Marketing themselves as a husband-wife team
Unsurprisingly, TikTok is now dragging The Little French Bakery for being absolutely ridiculous.
A Wendy’s employee in Philadelphia posted a video of three young women half-climbing through the drive-through window, throwing drinks at her, grabbing and slamming restaurant machinery, and one woman even throwing a Croc at her. In addition to the chaotic violence in the video, the clip really went viral for the shoe-thrower yelling, “GIMME MY CROC! GIMME MY CROC, BITCH!” After you know, throwing it at her.
Speaking of crocs, there is a goofy trend of men filming themselves in their bathtubs rolling around like crocodiles or alligators and grabbing food with their mouths. I don’t really get it, but it’s stupid and funny, so I don’t mind it.
Before passing away, Eric Dane revealed in his Netflix documentary that he does not believe in Jesus. TikTok Christians have been totally normal by filming themselves crying about his soul and how he might be in hell right now.
New relationship trend: Alpine divorce!
The internet dug up old footage of Taylor Swift and Charli XCX singing “Boom Clap” where they are STRUGGLING to find a damn note. It’s become a meme where you use Charli’s voice to make a reference and then use Taylor’s voice as a sort of call-and-response. To use one of ONTD’s favorite old memes as an example:
Now that Love Story, Ryan Murphy’s show about JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette is out, the couple has become hugely popular on TikTok. Expecially their style. Fashion influencers are posting Carolyn Bessette-inspired outfits like it’s nobody’s business. Women are also spoofing the show’s depiction of Carolyn holding pencils in her mouth, tossing around her hair, and sticking her butt out while arching her back. Guys are also jokingly dressing like JFK Jr., since Gen Z women are just now finding out how hot he was.
Bonnie Blue is pregnant.
There are a bunch of weird celebrity conspiracy theories about Selena Gomez floating around TikTok, including that:
- Selena Gomez has been replaced by a clone
- Selena Gomez died and was replaced by a lookalike
- Selena is raising a secret baby of Justin Bieber’s
- Selena Gomez’s soul was transferred to Geena Davis
- Selena Gomez was trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein
- Selena Gomez swapped consciousness with Geena Davis
- Selena Gomez swapped consciousness with Madeleine Kahn
Ever since TikTok’s inception, one yellow-colored spirit has shone like a light through the world’s darkness: the dandelion crayon lady. She is obsessed with the retired dandelion crayon from Crayola. Except, it is no longer retired: her enthusiasm has helped get the crayon revived.
Rihanna’s “Kiss it Better” has finally overthrown Kevin Gates’ “Satellite” as the top viral song on TikTok. Maybe it’s the whole 2016 revival thing.
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