D*ck doping at the Winter Olympics?!? https://t.co/Ypw49ciGJl
— Hellfire (@HalHelmers) February 5, 2026
The Olympics scandal we deserve
What is penisgate/dick doping?
from the guardian:https://t.co/Hffhli1CaI
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) February 6, 2026
Shout out to Norway for this one.
The scandal we didn’t know we needed
