This week’s theme on TikTok was dumb bitches. Every dumb bitch came out for the discourse! However, let’s begin on a positive note with Halloween:
Halloween costume discourse has been poppin’. This was the year of elaborate yet niche costumes, and everyone agrees that they were fire — examples include: Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll, Bruce Bogtrotter with the chocolate cake, the coral scene from Finding Nemo, Sergeant Doakes, and Fergie singing while doing cartwheels.
Starting off strong with this dumb bitch named Hallie who tells her 650k followers that she doesn’t use condoms because they “ruin the vibe.”
This dumb bitch named Latosha got on TikTok with a musty mouthful of dry toast and thought she was being brilliant when she asked, “This message is for all the people who are complaining that they’re not getting food stamps for November: what did you do with October’s food stamp money? Hmmmm?” The resulting mockery against her was so bad that she deleted her TikTok 🙁
After fans discovered that he uses a shock collar on his dog, Hasan Piker had a public meltdown on his livestream.
Vogue UK published a viral article, “Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?” Many people (women, not men, obviously) seem to agree, even going so far as to call having a boyfriend, “Republican energy.”
This poor, dear teenage girl posted a video of herself with the text, “I gotta stop looking at people like this,” and the caption, “I js a flirt.” Somehow, the video went super viral with people clowning her for having a blank stare that does not look like flirting at all. It gained 14.5 million views, sparking a counter-backlash to the backlash, and memes about people trying to flirt while actually being awkward instead.
Huda Mustafa from Love Island laughed when one of her fans called Olandria, a Black cast member, the n-word. Now, the makeup brand Huda Beauty (no relation) has canceled their partnership with her.
Oh no, TikTok is turning against Dax Shepherd 😈
Are you on Straight Bush TikTok? Women with curly bushes have discovered that some women have straight bushes, and their minds are blown. Perhaps even more dramatically, people are discovering wavy bush.
Influencer Danielle Bernstein, better known as WeWoreWhat, got married.
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Viral songs with dance trends: 1448 by Mo. P featuring Reapa & Rambo, Bloodline by Arigato Grande, and What You Is by Mellow Rackz and YoungBoy Never Broke Again.
So…is it curly or straight, ONTD?
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