(OP note: take this with a huge grain of salt because the wedding is supposed to take place today.)
While their wedding reception plans are being derailed by inflatable crocodiles, billionaire asshat Jeff Bezos and his bride-to-be Lauren Sánchez are also being tormented by the fact that their preferred musical guests don’t even want to be associated with them.
According to “a source”, the .01%ers wanted musicians Lady Gaga and Elton John to perform at their wedding. The problem? The musicians don’t want anything to do with it and cite potential damage to their individual brands. “‘The Bezos wedding may be a giant payday, but it’s hardly a great look for their ‘do-gooder’ reputations,’ the source told RadarOnline.”
Neither musician seems to want to be associated with the parasitic happy couple, and allegedly face “a dilemma as neither of them wants to get the tag of ‘being in the pockets of billionaires’ as this will do [more] harm than good to their careers. Thus, so far, there is no official confirmation of Gaga’s or John’s performance at the wedding.”
ONTD, how much would you have to be paid to perform at Bezos’s wedding?
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