February18 , 2026

    John Oliver offers shitbag Clarence Thomas $1M yearly to leave SCOTUS

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    On the season premiere of ‘Last Week Tonight with John Oliver’ last night, John’s main story was about SCOTUS and well, how shitty things are there.

    A lot of the focus was on noted shitbag Clarence Thomas, and at the end, John dropped that he was willing to offer $1M of his own money, per year (whoever dies first, him or Thomas), to retire from SCOTUS. Apparently the lawyers looked into it and it is surprisingly legal.

    John’s offer stands for 30 days, and as the video above shows, he’s willing to toss in a $2.4m luxury motor coach if Thomas fucks off. We’ll see what happens.

    Source: https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1759560551590760667





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