February14 , 2026

    Conservatives Are Boycotting Froot Loops (Not an Onion Headline)

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    Stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik — the Libs of Tiktok cretin who inspired bomb threats to children’s hospital — and also twitter account End Wokeness are mad because Froot Loops includes access to a digital library featuring “controversial” books like:

    • Maggie’s Chopsticks, a book where a girl learns how to use chopsticks
    • My City Speaks, a book that about a blind girl learning how to get around irl (assuming the title refers to those neat crosswalks that say out loud how many seconds you have to cross?)
    • Others that teach about kindness and acceptance

    I guess teaching kids about love and kindness interferes with right wing fuckers’ agenda of raising little fascists via eugenics and hateful indoctrination.

    This is yet another example of conservatives being the most pathetic snowflakes. As you can see in the clip below, Fox News commentators are now using Dylan Mulveany’s name to describe anything they don’t like. IT HAS BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE SHE DID SPON CON FOR BUD LIGHT. GET OVER IT.

    ONTD, what is your favorite breakfast cereal?

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