The sound of music. They get married and I said “that was a nice ending” and my wife says “the Nazis haven’t arrived”
In the seminal classic Freddy Got Fingered, towards the end of the movie, there’s a big crowd scene with people holding signs welcoming home the heroes. One of the signs reads “How the fuck is this movie not over yet?*
Pearl Harbor
There’s the climactic attack on Pearl Harbor. It’s explosive and tragic. So many people getting hurt and killed. And then … the movie slows down. And keeps going. For another hour. UGH.
Titanic, when you put that second tape in the VCR
Blonde
I watched Babylon last night and I was like, “Holy shit, there is still 2 hours left?”.
