Anderson Cooper can’t keep it together as a heavenly Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) joins CNN’s summer ball drop. pic.twitter.com/AXQYbp7kY4
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-Andy Cohen & Anderson Cooper hosted a countdown to Americas 250th celebration where they talked about various things, including getting updates on Taylor Swifts wedding.
-To their shock, Barbara Walters descended from the heavens to celebrate alongside with them and give some updates on what she’s been doing from above.
-“Oh, Andrew, Anderson, I didn’t think there was a way I’d be able to join you, either, until my friend Thug’s Life Thug’s Life’s Tupac Shakur said that there was, so here I am — finally in my perfect lighting — gracing you with my ethereal presence to celebrate America’s 250th birthday,” Oteri said as Walters. “And needless to say, Lady Liberty has never needed a Kris Kardashian deep plane facelift with upper and lower belph more. I almost materialized into the traditional American apple pie White House cage match, but I said if I wanted to watch two bitches fighting, I would tune into your Bravo, Andrew. Excuse my language, gentlemen, but I’ve been making pottery with George Carlin and Richard Pryor.”I must leave this physical plane we in the spirit world call ‘Earth School.’ Right now, it seems that you are in the midst of exams. We hope that you all learn the lessons that are before you, unite, and pass with flying colors on this America’s 250th anniversary. With all of my heart, I say: Peace.”
-Anderson Cooper couldn’t keep a straight face throughout.
-Barbara Walters wasnt back from the dead. She possessed Cheri Oteri
