Tom Cruise takes new fiancée to meet Penelope Cruz
First comment:
“hopefully she gave katie holmes advice on how to stay away from scientology…or maybe she was to busy with matthew mconughchthigty(however you spell it)…”
Paris Hilton’s dog takes chunk out of “Today” show producer’s hand
(Paris was not there, her mother Kathy brought Tink.)
First comment:
“…since Paris couldn’t be there, she thought Tink was almost as good.” LOL
Leonardo has a baby dick (Historical note, we used to allow dick pics)
First comment:
“EW @ leo!”
Who Killed Biggie?
First comment:
“Shug”
Today on Today: Lindsay Lohan Runs Over Ann Curry
First comment:
“I’m actually kind of sorry that I missed this. Lilo looks like a 40-year-old woman in the pictures.”
Luxury Store apologizes to Oprah
“man who wants shit from a place called Hermes anyway.”
Elizabeth Hurley is such a bitch
Trend she would outlaw: “Anything that is too small or too tight, unless you’re slim and toned,” she remarked, according to the London Mirror. “I’m sick of seeing flab bulging out all over.”
First comment:
“What the fuck? Who is she to even TALK about Marilyn Monroe? XD
(because Hurley has said of MM “I’d kill myself if I was that fat … She was very big,”)”
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