There seems to be something about guys named Justin: They are douchey! Now, granted, many men are douchey. Doucheism can occur to men with any name.
Let us explore the cases of several famous Justins to determine which one is, in fact, The Worst Justin.
Case #1: Justin Timberlake
Argument for him being the worst Justin:
Let Janet Jackson take the fall for Nipplegate
Continually lied and talked shit about Britney Spears
Appropriates Black culture
Drunk driver
Last two albums sucked
Argument against him being the worst Justin:
Has some bops
Used to be cute
Argument for him being the worst Justin:
Peeing in a bucket
Adopting that monkey and abandoning it
Made Hailey sit in an empty room staring at a blank wall
Generally being a rage-filled little shit
Argument against him being the worst Justin:
Some people in the world (not me) might argue that he has some bops
Some people in the world (not me) might argue that he is attractive
Case #3: Justin Theroux
Argument for him being the worst Justin:
Ugly spray-on hair
Divorced Jennifer Aniston because he had a mid-life crisis
Pretentious little twat
Is in his 50s but mostly dated 20somethings
Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach, I know you don’t want that as your boyfriend
Argument against him being the worst Justin:
Not problematic, just annoying. (And trust me, this is still a grave sin.)
Case #4: Justin Trudeau
Argument for him being the worst Justin:
Rich nepo baby
Did blackface at his fancy rich prep school
Condoned racist policies in Quebec
Supported building a huge oil pipeline
Hasn’t done much about the housing crisis
Fumbled Sophie Gregoire
Argument against him being the worst Justin:
There are people out there who find him attractive. (Personally, OP things that he looks like an old-timey Roman statue sculpted by someone much less talented than Michelangelo.)
Is taking a lot of right-wing flack for things he can’t control and for being “woke”
He’s not Stephen Harper or Pierre Poilievre, I guess.
Who is the worst Justin?
Justin Timberlake
337(58.3%)
Justin Trudeau
114(19.7%)
Other Justin (leave in comments)
8(1.4%)
Source: My Justin-hating mind. Don’t @ me with any unproblematic Justins.
This post dedicated to 
zibbydoo324
