A follow up to this post.
Espresso who? I think we got a new Song of the Summer 24 contender.
Money generated from the song will be donated to the Trevor Project and Not a Phase.
[Lyrics][Intro]
This one goes out to all the girly pops
You know when Real Housewives release songs exclusively for gay men?
That’s like my dream job
[Chorus]
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
[Post-Chorus]
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoеs
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoеs
More shoes
[Verse 1]
London, Galway, Tokyo
Grab some champagne, good to go
(Paris, Hamptons, Monaco
Find good stream or not at all)
Galway girl in London town, London town, London town
Galway girl in London town
There’s only one Lady Whistledown
[Refrain]
Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class
Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class
It can buy you a shit ton of
[Chorus]
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
[Post-Chorus]
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes (Shoes)
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes (Shoes)
More shoes
[Verse 2]
This one’s for all the wee lesbians
All the girly pops
Have you ever noticed that transphobes have really shitty hair
That, that, that, that, that’s karma bitch
[Refrain]
Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class
Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
Money can’t buy you class, class, class, class, class
It can buy you a shit ton of
[Chorus]
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
Shoes, private yachts, caviar, more shoes
[Post-Chorus]
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes (Shoes)
Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes (Shoes)
More shoes
[Bridge]
New York’s hottest club is Sonja Morgan’s townhouse
You can call me Lady Whistledown
But your dad, dad, dad, dad
Just calls me, just calls me, just calls me
Katya
[Outro]
Oh, you’re trying to come for me?
You’re trying to come for me?
Come for me? For me? For me?
Come for me? For me? For me?
You’re trying to come for me?
Baby, there’s only one shady Whistledown
